This is the candle that captures that attitude of the 90s that the most popular girls all walked around with... especially when it came to those "Clueless" boys. Talk to the hand!


  • LABEL FLAVOR TEXT - “So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair (ew!) and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so!”
  • TOP NOTES - Pink Berries, Bergamot, and Pikake
  • BOTTOM NOTES - Musk, Sugar Cane, and Tonka Beans


  • Triple-layered
  • Hand-poured with 100% Natural Soy Wax
  • Quality-sealing lid
  • Unique signature wax swirl on top
  • Burns cleanly and evenly
  • Excellent scent-throw
  • Enjoy FREE shipping on any U.S. order over $50


This candle is from our line of '90s Nostalgia' themed candles. Check out the rest of our collection in the '90s Nostalgia' menu category!

"As IF!"

  • ~ 100% soy wax
    ~ Fragrance oil
    ~ Zinc-core wick
    ~ Solid dye chips (for color)
    ~ Paper labels
    ~ Lids
    ~ Glass jar/Tin

  • 16oz. Candle: 105+ Hours
    9oz Candle: 60+ Hours
    4oz. Candle: 20+ Hours
    Wax Melts: 8+ Hours